Joseph was born on July 26, 1993 in the town of Livingston, NJ. He currently lives in the town with his parents. His current hobbies include photography, gambling, and computing with his main academic interest being in the field of science (He hopes to get his A.A. in science and go on to become manager at Chili's). His political view is that of far-left and he is an Atheist.   He also likes to fuck dogs up the balloon knot like assholes, while sucking off another dogs red dick.  He also enjoys fisting his mom while is dad sucks his wiener.

Joseph has always had an interest in computers which started when his parents decided to purchase a second-hand computer from a tenant living in his grandmother's two-family home. He started out by figuring out what happens when something is clicked upon which gave him the necessary skills required to operate programs from Microsoft Office to video games, although the former being  more used led to a basic understanding of Microsoft Office, including Access, at a young age.

The date of his first Internet experience is unknown, but his earliest memories trace back to the home screen of an early version of AOL, around version 5.0 and a switch to CompuServe. Although the order of this may be wrong due to most likely a lack of use. The few memories of his early Internet beginnings are extremely vague, with no memories of websites and only remembering the UI of the services.  As the internet developed Joseph began to download copious amounts of child pornography.  He would jack off to it while ramming a steak knife up his own asshole.

He also has strong liberal and anti-war views, with a hatred for the United States in all aspects: economics, politics, religious extremists; laws such as the USA Patriot Act which take away civil liberties; the attitude of those working in police and security departments since 9/11; George Bush and the Iraq War.

As can be implied from the above, he has a strong interest in politics and keeps up on current political news. As for the upcoming election, Joseph's favorite candidate was, and still is, Texas congressman Ron Paul due to his views on keeping the government from controlling the lives of the people and his plans for health care, although as he lost the Republican vote, that leaves Joseph with Barack Obama, who shares the same core values for improving this nation and abortion.  Plus he finds Barack to be super sexy, and wishes that he would have a rape fantasy with him.  Obama issued a restraining order against Joseph after Joseph sent him pictures of his gaping asshole with the caption "If only your large black dick would do this to me, you hunk of black man sex meat".

During the past few months, he has began to question the existence of God, other aspects of religion, and the workings of the Catholic Church (one of his childhood dreams was to become a priest so he could rape all those little kids). This has led him, after gaining insight from the movie Zeitgeist (despite the many logical and historical flaws) and Richard Dawkin's book  'The God Delusion', to have an extremely firm stance on the non-existence of a Higher Being.

Joseph Lochli's father is Frank Lochli

Joseph Lochli's worst day at school was when he pooped his pants

The most inappropriate time that Joseph Lochli couldn't stop laughing was when he pooped his pants

Joseph Lochli's significant other is his hand
He is also friends with Chris Meller, who gives some of the best blowjobs and handjobs the world has ever seen!

Joseph Lochli had an adventuresome experience when him and his hand had a romantic night out!